Pornographic Postcards Rock Doghouse Rock BandAssociated Press Recently, local band Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts received two mysterious pornographic postcards through the U.S. Mail. The shocking content of these cards, which may be released to the press later, has shaken the moral foundations of the entire band to the very core!! Due to the ongoing criminal investigation, only sparse descriptions about the cards can be provided at this time: There were two (2) cards: One was addressed to Mr. Tree, the other addressed to Soapy Argyle. While both were postmarked in Denver, the cards appear to have been purchased in San Francisco. The cards were apparently handwritten by the same individual, possibly female. And now for the most earth-shattering detail... Both
were postmarked on January 8th, the birthday of Elvis
Presley, and both cards were signed only with the
initials "E.P." Is--as some close to the band assert--Elvis trying to contact MT and the Ws from beyond the grave; or are the cards a lonely cry for help made by a mentally deranged female fan, as the authorities believe? Check back later as we will release more information (possibly the content of the letters or maybe a description of the lurid photographs) as it is cleared by the authorities. Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts are issuing a plea to their fans for any and all information which could lead to the identification and eventual arrest of the "SECRET ADMIRER." All tips should be sent to Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts at: 3430 Lawrence, Denver, CO 80205 |
