Porno Punk Silent, Mr. Tree to walk on Mars.Punk Scared, Tree Brave Associated Press After an abortive attempt to reveal
him/her/itself, the Pornographic Postcard Punk has gone
mysteriously silent. Not one postcard has been
received since the Wingnuts dared the punk to reveal
him/her/itself at at recent performance at Seven South.
According to Captain Donovan, police psychologist, the
punk, "...felt the heat, knew the jig was almost up
and went into hiding. He/she/it will be back."
Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts have taken advantage of this
respite from terror. Shawn 4-On has spent a great
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more time
shooting rats down at the wharf. "I f**kin' love
it!!! This respite is just what the $*& doctor
ordered!" Soapy Argyle has focused on performing
laser eye surgery on himself. "It's harder
than you might think. But as soon as I regain sight
in my left eye I'll be on the high road to
recovery." Mr. Tree is currently in a space ship
headed for the planet Mars. From the depths of
space Tree said, "Without the threat of the postcard
punk, I feel I can do anything. Mars, here I
come. OH CRAP! METEOR SHOWER!!..."
transmission then ceased. Says Argyle, "We only hope
Mr. Tree will get back to Earth in one piece so we can
play our next show at the ATRIUM ON 554 SOUTH BROADWAY.
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