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Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts to play Atrium on Oct. 28

Associated Press
Oct 24 ISTANBUL-

In a stunning turn of events in the case of the anonymous-weirdo-sending-pornographic-fan-mail-to-Mr. Tree-and-the-Wingnuts, a criminal psychologist has determined that the perpetrator of the post card pundits is a nutbag. "Whoever's sending those things belongs in the bughouse," said Doctor Herritch, "A vertifiable loony."
"I mean," he continued, "This person is a wacko. Look at the latest batch of postcards. They're filled with gibberish about mummies, chinese food, and stream of consciousness poetry that would get you booed off a New York subway."
Doctor Herritch was then devoured by a Chinese mummy.
The lead investigator on the case, Steve "Cheif" Simmons, says the newest postcards contain a clue: the Postcard Punk watches cable TV. "How else would he, she, or it know that ancient mummies can provide information useful to modern medical science?"
Speaking of mummies, Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts plan a Halloween blowout at the Atrium on Saturday October 28. As always, there's no cover for anyone who comes in a costume. Nor is there a cover for short people. Tall people get in for free if they are wearing undergarments, unless the lack of undergarments is part of a costume, in which case the tall, un-undergarmented person gets in for free.
The Atrium welcomes dogs with open arms. Bananas will be served at 10:00. The
show starts at 10:30 and ends at 1:30.
Send all information, clues, and financial contributions to:

Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts
3430 Lawrence, Denver, CO 80205
or email at mrtree_and_the_wingnuts@yahoo.com