PORNO PUNK MIGRATES TO MEMPHIS!

Will most likely not be able to attend March 3 performance at Bluebird Theater.

Associated Press
Feb 24, Denver-

In stunning up to the minute news, only nine weeks ago Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts received a postcard from MEMPHIS, home of Graceland, home of Elvis.

And even more stunning, the postcard was NOT PORNOGRAPHIC. It features a photo of Elvis dancing in front of DJ Fontanna at the Louisiana Hayride. And Elvis is FULLY CLOTHED.

As usual, the card is signed, "EP."

Is it possible that "EP", the mysterious peddler of filth who has sent Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts over thirty pornographic postcards...the heartless monster who has tormented Mr. Tree even as he flew a rocket ship to Mars...the malefactor of evil that drove Shawn 4-On to blind rages of Mephistophotron...the bucket o' gloom who turned Soapy Argyle into a tap dance fanatic...the foul carborundotion whose torments left Matt "F-Troop" Shoop stuck in the scorpion yoga position...IS IT POSSIBLE THAT "EP" IS NO LONGER A PERVERTED PEDDLER OF THE FLESH?

"Hard to say," said Steve "Chief" Simmons, head investigator. "But I can tell you that Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts will be at the Bluebird on Saturday, March 3. They'll go on around 9:30. After the Wingnuts, the Orang-u-tones take the stage to excite you with the twistin' sounds of the sixties. AND THEN the Beloved Invaders wil l send you across the river Styx with their surfing sounds of SURF MUSIC!!! It's a show not to be missed." He then added, "The cover will likely be around be $5."

As usual, the first three people to email Mr. Tree or the wingnuts at mrtree_and_the_wingnuts@yahoo.com will get in for free.

Send all information, clues, and financial contributions to:

Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts
3430 Lawrence, Denver, CO 80205
or email at mrtree_and_the_wingnuts@yahoo.com