Pornographic Postcards Missing!Associated Press In a startling development in the Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts pornographic postcards scandal, the pornographic postcards have been purloined. "What Next?" asked Soapy Argyle, "are they going to steal our statue of the Lindburg baby?" On the morning of January 17th, the postcards were removed from Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts Headquarters by a courier who was intructed to transport them to a computer lab for analysis. Since that time, all attempts to contact both the lab and the courier have failed and the whereabouts of the cards have remained unknown.
Argyle went on to say, "I just hope nobody tries to blackmail us with these postcards... that would be horrible." 3430 Lawrence, Denver, CO 80205 |
As a result, all hell has broken
loose. Those close to Mr. Tree report that he is in the
darkest depths of melancholy and has begun drinking
enormous amounts of Kool-Aid. "We can't even get in
the bathroom," quoth his roommate, Soapy Argyle.