Mr Tree and Wingnuts Ready to Finger Suspect

Reign of Terror, Pornographic Postcards to End with Dramatic No-Knock Raid

Associated Press
March 27 DENVER-

According to authorites, the mailbox menace has been identified. "He or she left one too many clues," said Cheif Simmons who is in the process of getting approval for a no-knock raid on the home of the postcard punk, "And we're going in with guns ablazing"

The end of this seedy business will certainly take an enormous weight off all six shoulders of Mr Tree and the Wingnuts.

Mr. Tree:
I can't talk. I'm working on my macrame. It's too much. I'm going crazy. Leave me alone. This is too much pain. I'm happy this is almost over. Hug me. Pass the kool aid.

Soapy Argyle:
The police have made a fatal mistake. They have the wrong suspect. Go to the cellar. The Zombie Monsters are after all of us. Trust no one, not even Elastic Waistband Man.

Shawn 4-On:
I can't wait to finger that pornographic coward. The postcards were right up my alley. Whether it's the fu*king zombie twin of Elvis, a deranged female fan, or a go**amn chicken, that mailbox menace is my kind of people or zombie or poultry. First thing I'm gonna do after that no-knock raid is ask the pathetic creep out on a date, provided of course he or she isn't blown to sh*t by the trigger-happy cops.

Indeed, the ordeal is almost over.
Or is it just beginning?

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