Porno Punk To Meet Mr. Tree and Wingnuts?

Wingnuts Set Date: Midnight May 20, at Seven South

Associated Press
May 15 ISTANBUL-

Shocking shockwaves shocked Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts this week when eight pornographic postcards arrived in the mail in JUST ONE DAY. Only one word was written on each postcard, but when sorted out by cypher-sleuths they spell out a message: "When...do...I....get...to...meet...you... guys?--EP"

"We see this as a cry for help, " said Chief Simmons, lead investigator, "Don't worry, EP, we're here for you. And if you show your cowardly face at midnight at Seven South on May 20 we'll be there for you as well."

Simmons then added, "It might be worth EP's while to show up a little earlier, however, since the Kalamath Brothers will open the show at 9:30."

In a press conference this morning, Soapy Argyle offered only questions: "Will EP show? Is EP Elvis Presley or Edith Piaf, the beloved french singer? Did you know she's buried in the same cemetery as Jim Morrison? I've been there."

Mr. Tree was quoted as saying, "Ugh. Grar."

Shawn 4-On was unavailable for comment as he was administering electro-shock therapy to Mr. Tree.

Send all information, clues, and financial contributions to:

Mr. Tree and the Wingnuts
3430 Lawrence, Denver, CO 80205
or email at mrtree_and_the_wingnuts@yahoo.com