Kevin Rontel is a 23 year-old ape enthusaist who loves poetry and stands to inherit the throne of the Zwony King of Plynth upon the death of his corrupt father, the Zwony King of Plynth.

Elk must carry the body of his father, Strapping Danforth, from the mountains of Colorado to a Mexican coast.  Saddled with impossible odds, bad luck, and a tiny IQ, he enjoins upon an epic journey that teaches him about love, sex, death, and even more love.

Until he died, Strapping Danforth entertained thousands with his acerbic wit and relentless pursuit of truth.  Mr. Danforth words always managed to touch a soft, tender, pink, and completely imaginary spot in the in the Colorado music scene.

A cosmopolitan pleasure-seeker, Brett Duesing is a music journalist who doesn't make shit up. In a series of intimate interviews, he extracts the straight poop on several artists associated with Sparky the Dog Records.

Lucas Richards

Lucas Richards is an artist. He did most of the illustrations on this site. He also invented the Horndribbles but he made me take down all the Horndribbles content because a laywer told him to tell me to do so. Anyway, he and I have collaborated on dozens of projects. Here are a few.

Matt Shupe

Matt is a polymath genuis. He's a civil engineer who sings, writes, paints, and plays guitar, banjo, fiddle, cello and accordion. In his spare time, he draws comics on sticky notes.